i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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