People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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