Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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