turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Pants are for mortals
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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