I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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