butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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