I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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