he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
