Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he shaved USA in his pubs
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Of course I have a pirate flag
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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