So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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