Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
be right there i have to get my cape
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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