i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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