Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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