Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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