Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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