Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
