Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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