Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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