I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
