We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
