so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm experimenting with sincerity
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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