i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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