That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just found puke in my bra..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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