it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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