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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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