are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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