i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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