Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just cropdusted the office
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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