Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
