thus making me awesome and them whores
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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