Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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