Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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