Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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