Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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