My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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