I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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