hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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