can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Girls should come with a carfax report
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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