Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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