party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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