that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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