Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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