On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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