He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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