I look better un-naked...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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