We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do herpes really smell.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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