Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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