"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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