Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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