i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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