i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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