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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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