why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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