R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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